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Air Zooka- Propelled Air Bazooka

Air Zooka- Propelled Air Bazooka
You’ve heard of a bazooka. You’ve heard of air. Put the two together and what have you got? That’s right. The Air Zooka, capable of delivering a highly targeted, omni-directional blast of air across an entire room.

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  1. I don’t understand what this gadget actually does. How would you actuall use it. It sends air accross the room? If so what is that good for? Please answer since this seems like quite and interesting tool.

  2. “The Airzooka is a wind tunnel in miniature, trapping air in its conical rear quadrant and firing it forward with elastic speed for maximum disruption. And quite a few ruffled feathers. Working solely on your command – it’s gripped by your hand, after all – nothing can enter the airflow without being caught in its spiralling vortex. Nothing in its path can escape the immediate sensation of being in a dense but very short-lived Force 8 gale.

    Designed to dislodge toupees and comb-overs in one fell swoop, this dastardly contraption has but one purpose. To irritate, befuddle and discombobulate. There’s a world of potential in your office: neatly stacked papers, carefully arranged hair-dos, perfectly aligned ties. All waiting to be dislodged and dislocated. In fact, a woman rang us to say she heard there was a hurricane on the way. Oh yes. So go forth and let the wild wind break.”

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