Skip the years of training and binge eating (well maybe not the eating) needed to hone your body into the mighty mass of a Sumo Wrestler, and avoid having to wear a nappy in public with these ridiculous RC battlers. Lay out the ring, place your mighty wrestlers at the edge and charge!
These two cartoon pot-bellied Sumos are at your command, and all you need to do is use your wits and R/C dexterity (as opposed to body mass) to force your opponent from the ring. Use his massive feet to tip the other one over, spin round to side-swipe him, or just go full speed ahead and shove him out of the ring. They may not have the nobility and skill level of the real guys, but then they won’t empty your fridge or break your furniture when they sit down either. Daft and deliciously stupid.