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Security Briefs

Security Briefs

If you’re on holiday, or you’re out for a night on the town, it’s always a worry that you might lose your valuables. Or what if you get robbed? A pair of these Security Briefs is all you need! With a pouch at the front, the Security Briefs are the latest low-tech security device that are guaranteed to work! A simple Velcro strip at the mouth of the pouch will keep anything you put in there nice and secure! As an added security measure, if you find yourself face-to-face with a burglar in a certain state of undress, they won’t want to come anywhere near you when they see the disgustingly realistic skid-mark at the back! Just remember to keep discrete things in your pouch, you wouldn’t want to get any funny looks… Available in one size only

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